This is a story of my entrepreneurial journey. It's a story about the lust of money, ego, and mostly moronic activities.

Please do not take anything in this story seriously, and nothing in the story is meant to be advice. Everything in this story is meant to be for entertainment only. In fact, it would be wise to consider everything you'll read in the story as examples of what not to do.

Lastly, names, genders, programs, and places may have been swapped out to protect the innocent.

And remember, if you're offended just treat the entirety of this work as fiction and don't sue me.